I think I’ll share something about myself that y’all might
not know. I LOVE puns. I think in all honesty that humor has no
higher calling than puns, I love them all.
From the simple to the ridiculous, there are not many puns I don’t
like. Like all comedy, it’s all about
the delivery, take a vampire setting for example, perhaps he’s dying to sink
his teeth into something….get it? No? Aww….
Tree humor is another of my favorites. I’m gonna go out on a Limb and Leaf this with
you, Wood you mind holding it for me?
Just gonna go Rowan down the river, maybe Branch out a little, I don’t
know…
Name humor is always good too, Like Mike Rotch (My Crotch) ,
Seymour Butz (See more Butts) , I.P. Freely (shouldn’t need to translate this
one) , Al Coholic (Alcoholic) , Jacques Strap (Jock Strap) , Hugh Jass (Huge
Ass) , Amanda Hugginkiss (A man to Hug and kiss) , Maya Normusbutt (My emormous butt), among others….Gotta love the
Simpsons…
Food puns are good too: Lettuce entertain you, Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?, Berry nice to meet you, My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through, I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it, but the best ones are like this: There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked, Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link, and last but not least, I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.
Food puns are good too: Lettuce entertain you, Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?, Berry nice to meet you, My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through, I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it, but the best ones are like this: There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked, Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link, and last but not least, I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.
I think I’ve made y’all
groan enough for one night, so I think I’ll stop here. I hope you enjoyed reading this and I hope you
come back again to read what other bit of randomness comes out of my head.
My contact info is at the bottom as always in case you have any questions
or comments, and be sure to keep an eye out on my review blog, The Quilly and
Star Review Page for those book reviews when I get them Until next time,
Toodles ^^
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